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So it’s uh, been a while now, since I’ve made something B2STly, so I’mma give my best shot at this. Meanwhile, please excuse my awful crap photoshop skills.
1. Wake up in the morning feeling like 4-D..
Fear not, B2UTIES and B2STIES!! You’ll never wake up late a single day in your life again! Now why is this so?
Introducing, the latest Cubix Invention, the Jjang Alarm Clock!
Translating to literally, Best Alarm Clock, this pretty clock boasts loud sound and a pretty face to look at every morning. But beware! On some mornings you might have to be the one to wake up the alarm clock instead!
On a side note, don’t keep any chicken or orange juice in the house, because it might go mysteriously missing somewhere….
Grab yours, now! Only ₩10 000, batteries not included. For more info on this product, do visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDToaBqp_48
2. YangYo Nom
Feeling hungry after that fruitful wake up? Well, not to worry anymore, B2UTIES and B2STIES! Cubix’s next new invention, the YangYo brand Corn Soup, will be bound to fill your stomachs in no time! Filled with aegyo goodness, the YangYo corn soup will have strengthen your vocal chords and have you feeling happy in no time!
Before going to any vocal audition or practice, the consumer should take in at least half a serving, which will ensure full control of the voice and allow the consumer to sing high and long notes with ease, such as ‘I DA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.’
However, it is advised not to take in more than 2 servings per day, as you might see people chasing after you, members of the opposite sex falling for you, and fangirls and boys screaming and demanding for you to do more aegyo. Yes, a side effect of this soup is that you will perform aegyo and give off a sense of appeal unconsciously.
Retails for about ₩1500! Special promotion: Buy two boxes and a YangYo plush doll for free!
3. Eyecandy For School
Tired of having to bring your heavy books all the way from home to school and back again each day? Cubix to the rescue! This time, Cubix has come up with a special bagpack for all you B2UTIES and B2STIES out there - not only does it help to ease the weight of the books you carry by 50%, it also makes great eyecandy for your friends to be jealous of!
Presenting the KwangBag5000! The KwangBag5000 has built-in firm and strong muscles that helps you to ease the weight of the books on your shoulders. Say goodbye to those days of backaches!
Tempting as it might seem, please DO NOT try to lick the inside of the bag. The inside of the bag is where the muscles of the bag is stored, and even though the abs of the bag smell like chocolate, it is highly advised not to lick any part of the bag as this may cause a temporary weakness in the muscles.
It is essential that one does not use the bag everyday, as the KwangBag5000’s muscles are mainly for eyecandy and not for use. (See Idol Maid).
One KwangBag5000 is priced at ₩30 000. Sold in major bookstores and fashion apparel stores.
4. Godly Spiciness
After the long day, are you hungry? Feel like having something exotic, and possibly…spicy? And there we have it!
Another food product by Cubix called the Spicy Namshin curry, it serves to bring you the spiciest and hottest instant curry you can ever find. There are however, many steps to eating this curry.
Step 1: Think of a sad situation(E.G. ex-girlfriend/boyfriend) while cooking curry
Step 2: If no tears appear, use eyedrops. Do not worry if the eyedrops fall into the curry, the food will taste just as great and you are what you eat anyway.
Step 3: Do a dance. Not a salsa or a ballroom dance, just close your eyes and shake your body in a swift manner
Step 4: Hire the best photographers and studios…NOW! Put on random backdrops of India and pose in front of the camera.
Step 5: After the photos have been safely developed, it is safe to return home and eat your curry peacefully.
One box retails for about ₩1900, best eaten before 54th June, 20783.
5. The Coker
Wasn’t that curry really spicy? Feeling the heat now? That’s no problem at all, B2UTIES and B2STIES! Now we present to you the newest beverage product, the Coker!
This beverage is twice as refreshing as the original, and definitely very satisfying. It boasts the ultimate coolness that can quench your thirst in no time at all. However, beware, B2UTIES and B2STIES. Do not consume too much of this drink. An excessive consumption of this beverage may lead to side effects such as rapping in your sleep and nagging at everyone to clean up even when there’s no mess at all. Another side effect includes a special type of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which may lead you to arrange toothbrushes in rainbow-like order. And if there’s only one toothbrush? You will feel compelled to break that toothbrush and buy back 6 toothbrushes of different colors to rearrange.
One can is sold for about ₩2000. Grab yours and enjoy the drink now!
6. Papa Angel
After a long, tiring day and a feast of a dinner, finally, it’s time to go to bed. Do you B2UTIES and B2STIES suffer from insomnia? Are you scared of the dark? Do you fear the Boogeyman?
Don’t worry! The latest Papa Angel Bed serves as a comfortable and a watchful protector: All in one! Rest assured that you’ll sleep peacefully while the bed’s headboard’s godly face scares all evil monsters away from you. Perfect for children and fangirls! For fanboys, Cubix is working on a Seung Bed for you as well.
However, it is advised that only heavy sleepers purchase this bed. There might be sudden interruptions in your sleep due to Papa Angel’s constant imitations. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
The price of the Papa Angel bed is about ₩200 000. Grab yours now, and never fear the evil monsters of the dark again!
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Cr: I wish to own these people.
Please stay safe, healthy and always be happy.
No matter where you go, B2UTIES wIll always be there will you.
I love his voice, the way he sings. I like the way he dances, he pours his every passion to every move as much as he can. I love the way he smiles. I love the way he laughs. His jawline <3 How his right eye closes a little bit more than his left when he smiles. How his ears are pierced. How no matter what kind of haircut he has he is still freaking cute. His sexy arms, sexy abs, sexy face, sexy back… I like his tall, slender body frame. I love how you inspire to never give up on myself. I even love how you make me sexually frustrated. :L I may not be editing a picture of you today. I may not make special GIFS for you today. And I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL NEVER EVER READ THIS, but for you, the special boy who is my ultimate bias in Kpop, Jang Hyunseung, I wish you a Happy, Happy Birthday. I really wish/hope that you have an amazing day. I know I’m just one of your Honeys. I know I’m not a special one, I’m just one out of many thousands who love you. Today, I just want Hyunseung to have the very best.. We love you dearest Rancho~! <3 PEACE DARLING! I hope no one sues you today~! :3
Our 4D PRINCE,
OUR AMAZING DANCER,
OUR PEACE-MAN,
OUR LAWYER,OUR BEAUTIFUL B2ST MEMBER, JANG HYUNSEUNG!
I dont even know where to begin with you. Lets just say I have been staring at a blank piece of paper for the past two days trying to figure out what to write for you and being me who is no good with words it’s very difficult. I feel that this isn’t much and I know I may not be one of the best b2uties/honeys I have never claimed to be and I’m sure other b2uties/honeys probably have better and longer things to write you than what I am but here I go. I remember when I first got into BEAST confused little me thought you were dongwoon XDD weird right?! And as I started to love this group more and more finally I had found out who you were. Someone who was different, A man with an amazing personally who never fails to make me smile plus you have beautiful eyes >,< I’m so happy I got to know you and to be honest I just wanna thank you.
Thank you Jang Hyunseung for teaching me that if you fail but never give up you can reach your dream♥
Thank you for smiling even when you dont want to♥
Thank you for being strong♥
Thank you for being one of the most beautiful angels out there♥
You truly are a gift from god and not many people may tell you that but you really are. You’re blessed with such amazing talent whether it be your soothing voice or awesome dancing. I wrote this with my heart just to let you know that I love you and plan to keep it that way forever, So please continue to be you and never give up. I will support and love you for a lifetime, I hope you have an amazing day and I wish you happiness and a healthy life.
I Love You Jang Hyunseungie♥ :3
(Source: kaisoo-hae)
B2uties:
Yay~ It’s going to be one of the Beast’s boys birthday!
Honeys:
AJSKHAJHGDGSF IT’S GOING TO BE MY BABY’S BIRTHDAY! In preparation of making special edits/gifs/posts/anything to post up as if the boy’s going to see it.
Junseung shippers:
Junhyung better get his ass on twitter when the time comes and tweet Hyunseung with a sweet as birthday message
Hyunseung:
It’s simple actually. Hyunseung is my ultimate bias. He has that sort of appeal that makes him seem irresistible in his own way. I would want him to be my male best friend, hell yeah. Hyunseung acts childish sometimes most of the times, and I really like that. He’s that type of person who is grumpy, has frequent mood swings but when he’s really happy, he can get all hyper and stuff. He’s shy sometimes, and always a little ignorant of his surroundings, but that’s why I love him the way he is.
If he comes over to my house, we’d just stick in my room quietly, both of us updating our Twitters every few seconds, like posting little facts about each other as games. There would be the occasional laughter and annoyance if one of us posts private and embarrassing facts, and I’d bug him to get a Facebook, and ESPECIALLY a Tumblr so much he’s walk out of the room in annoyance to get something to eat (xD). We could just lie down on the floor side by side, just staring at the ceiling, and talking about random situations and questions. And he would always end up speechless, making those adorable ‘orrrrhhhh’ sounds of his. <3
It would never be awkward between us except when he finds out I have a crush on him, my male bff but even then if he doesn’t return my feelings he’d just continue to treat me normally and not distance himself away from me. We could just piggy back each other(I’d die from his weight of course) and laugh and smile.
I’d be the type who sits in front of the television with him, and just nudge him to go grab the remote. And he bugs me back, retorting as to why I can’t get it. And the argument over who gets the remote 1 meter away goes on and on, until I can’t stand it and just grab it and switch MTV on. And even then he grabs the remote and demands I change it to Pokemon or something you know, so he can relieve memories of Junseung and I’d just refuse, because I was the one who got the remote anyway. Then he’d threaten not to drive me around Korea and I’d give up.
Although he’s childish, he’d comfort me when I’m upset and just hold me when I cry without asking questions. And when I feel better I’d just tease him about his prettiness and he’d just huff and go on and on and on about his ever-so-lasting manliness.
Even then, I think my personality is similar to Hyunseung’s. I talk without reason, and sometimes people think I’m talking to myself when I’m actually talking to them. And I get scolded for asking stupid questions a lot (remember ShinPD? XD).
So yes. I want Hyunseung to be my male best friend, with or without a crush on him. Because he’s make a perfect male best friend, and one I can be proud of, and treasure deeply.
장현승, 사랑해. ♥
Hyunseung: “When I was younger, I couldn’t tell the difference between an elephant and an umbrella!”
Yes, Hyunseung, we know. And that’s why we love you <3
